Old 06-04-2017, 02:48 PM
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"The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels."
Hazrat Inayat Khan

Barnabas on 2015-11-20 05:18:49
Not at the pawn shop.

montyb on 2016-06-10 08:24:27
I once pawned a dictionary.
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Old 06-04-2017, 07:04 PM
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Default Better link for Oddcouple's "Noboy knows you're a dog" thread

That link I posted seems to be dead. Here's another link to the same cartoon:

Last edited by LLapp : 06-11-2017 at 08:34 AM. Reason: Typo
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Old 06-11-2017, 01:54 AM
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Default Take one Sippy and call me in the morning...

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist." Indira Gandhi

bansaisequoia on 2009-10-11 03:04:52
Actually, people are known to do it that way.

Unattributed on 2016-06-14 02:25:11
"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?" ~ Fox News

LLapp on 2016-09-30 22:33:28
bansais's link went to a page that said, "Omforladels. Vi kunne ikke finne siden De leter etter." Google translates this mean: "Omforladels. We could not find the page they're looking for."

SippyGurl on 2016-12-21 08:38:42
when it comes to soup, omforladels
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:38 AM
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Default Time for a new one

"What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can. "
Henry David Thoreau

montyb on 2012-11-18 01:14:22
You cannot turn into an 8-feet tall green monster of limitless strength and limited vocabulary.

WRQ9 on 2013-03-15 16:57:13
No, but you can become the analog of it.

wvwoman on 2014-03-26 20:28:17
now, montyb--have you tried really hard?

kb83 on 2014-07-15 10:15:38
I think, in montyb's case, it was the limited vocabulary that was the sticking point.

Jalapenoman on 2015-06-24 04:20:01
Just don't make him angry. You won't like him if he's angry.

Barnabas on 2015-07-09 03:44:36
So is that what the "b" in montyb stands for? Banner?

Vienna on 2015-09-28 12:38:39
I could have been an NBA star if they didn't discriminate against short white women
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Old 06-21-2017, 06:58 PM
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Default Time for a spoonerism

"Only the insane have strength enough to survive. Only the survivors determine what is sane." Unattributed

opallady on 2009-12-08 18:42:23
Catch 22.

montyb on 2012-07-09 01:22:26
Boneheaded sophistry.

jnoodles on 2013-03-27 22:49:01
Sopht headed bonestry.

nevadasmith68 on 2013-08-07 01:28:13
As an insane person I find this quote highly offensive.

montyb on 2014-11-09 14:33:17
I see your point, jnoodles.

oddcouple on 2015-10-04 01:12:30
As a sane person, I find this quote highly offensive.
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Old 06-22-2017, 01:30 PM
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Default Time for the pizza to arrive

"We don't get offered crises, they arrive."
Elizabeth Janeway

oddcouple on 2013-11-02 11:09:58
Don't I know it!

judy100 on 2015-03-22 07:23:42
Wish that pizza does the same:-)

montyb on 2016-01-23 04:53:38
I'm with Judy!!!

wigoddess on 2016-11-24 15:44:41
Judy has pizza??

NotTooOld on 2017-04-01 07:33:04
Monty is with Judy. Must be a pizza party!
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:57 AM
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"When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. "
Anatole France

LLapp on 2015-08-06 10:35:06
Anybody seen my scruple? It was here a minute ago.

bkmcincinnati on 2017-01-07 00:31:35
I think Melania Trump may have borrowed it.
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Old 06-27-2017, 04:19 AM
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"He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow."
Italian Proverb

Queethebean on 2013-03-22 22:36:02
And that, my friends, is why I have never allowed a goat to be laid on my shoulders.

montyb on 2013-07-15 20:12:29
Our state legislature is laying the bull on our shoulders.

abra on 2016-04-12 14:41:01
Funny, Queethebean.

SippyGurl on 2016-12-10 04:24:11
at least there was no shotgun wedding being forced to marry the cow

abra on 2017-01-20 18:31:03
If it's a Billy Goat that's been laid on your shoulders, better send for Theo Epstein. Just sayin'.
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Old 06-29-2017, 04:33 AM
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"Literature is the human activity that makes the fullest and most precise account of variousness, possibility, complexity, and difficulty. "
Lionel Trilling

ladie on 2012-02-12 17:39:31
never heard of variousness has anyone?

montyb on 2012-05-16 12:04:36
No, but literary critics are allowed to terminologize.

jeanering on 2013-04-05 01:24:35
it seems variety would have sufficed. He is intoxicated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

wvwoman on 2013-10-09 23:23:10
(never heard of montyb's word, either!) nicely stated, jaenering!

abra on 2015-02-05 11:03:09
Wonderful comment jeanering. So many of them are.

skeeter on 2015-04-25 10:29:01
I was perplexified by this as well.

kb83 on 2015-07-08 09:20:16
And good literature also partakes of abbreviatedness.

abra on 2016-08-16 09:50:37
LOL, good comments.
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Old 07-01-2017, 01:30 PM
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"Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion? "
Friedrich Nietzsche

maradnu on 2009-06-06 21:14:25

hopetheturtle on 2011-09-30 10:03:54
Wisdom is not an inspiration but a virtue that one is either born with or eventually learns over time. Of course some people never become owls.

kb77 on 2011-10-20 15:54:03
substitute 'wisdom' with 'greed'. now THAT makes some sense!!

wvwoman on 2012-07-16 20:41:07
how does the raven eating make him greedy?

bansaisequoia on 2012-07-31 04:09:01
"Wisdom is the domain of the wis."--Dale Bozzio

WRQ9 on 2013-11-17 10:44:38
Or, da wiz. This might show insight if the "raven" would in most circumstances never turn to carrion again. "Nevermore".

LLapp on 2015-05-25 09:49:37
This quote sounds like a close-up view of Nietzsche's mind going mad -- suspecting even his own wisdom of being some horrid nightmare.

Mobo on 2015-10-12 02:41:01
In other words, we wise up after we nearly destroy ourselves. Is that why the league of nations and the UN were created? And look how they both succeeded, not!

JJ20paws on 2016-04-10 12:23:48
Uplifting, as usual

Barnabas on 2016-09-16 12:01:37
Doth quote the raven... "Carrion my wayward son." I think he said that in Kansas somewhere.

universalmom on 2016-10-02 14:16:20
Hahaha, second time you've cracked me up tonight Barnabas!

darkyr on 2017-02-22 06:04:39
Yes, of course, it must be, because it all makes sense now.

Persephone59 on 2017-04-15 13:23:50
This quote is a new low. But the comments are funny, especially Barnabas'.

Persephone59 on 2017-05-27 07:40:54
Well that was a pretty dark quote, even for Nietzsche.
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