Old 04-28-2016, 04:23 AM
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Default Barnabas is a mortician

"No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself."
Chinese Proverb

dovid1946 on 2015-03-13 14:27:16
i wish i had an endocrynologist who had diabetes himself

Quizzical on 2015-03-23 07:22:35
No man is a good mortician... never mind.

Barnabas on 2015-10-01 09:37:06
Careful, Quizzical. :-)
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Old 04-28-2016, 04:48 PM
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"Dreams digest the meals that are our days."
Astrid Alauda

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montyb on 2012-05-16 17:42:36
Yep, it's still an icky metaphor.

joed on 2012-10-28 18:12:47
THAT explains the nightmares following workdays

locodad on 2012-12-15 18:54:21
I think Mondays are the best days to digest and dream and not do any work , because we are too lazy from the weekend

locodad on 2014-01-18 18:54:26
garfield was doing some exercise because he was too lazy to be lazy

obsessedreader8 on 2015-06-14 22:46:56
Oh, this took forever--and it wasn't worth it!

skeeter on 2015-06-30 00:30:42
Oops. Digest the meals, not divest the means.

puzzleme on 2015-08-30 15:10:25
Astrid Alauda is the twin from whom Robert Brault was separated at birth
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:11 PM
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Default A pun that demonstrates its own point

"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." Edgar Allan Poe

kb83 on 2015-12-30 07:40:30
True puns can be used with impunity.
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Old 05-01-2016, 04:08 AM
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Default Remember this one Llapp?

"As pure water poured into pure water becomes the very same, so does the Self of the illumined man or woman verily become one with the Godhead. "
Katha Upsanishad

kb83 on 2015-08-07 06:42:14
It's easy to lose yourself when this happens.

LLapp on 2015-10-18 06:21:43
Which is why I keep my illumined Self in a sealed bottle in the fridge behind the sauerkraut.
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Old 05-01-2016, 11:33 AM
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Default Behind the sauerkraut

oddcouple: This is great - I forget nearly all the comments, including my own, which is one reason I wanted to make this thread. What I do remember is looking up the spelling for "sauerkraut."

But what really strikes me in this one is personal: The date on my comment was just a few days after I had left my job, where I had felt frustrated for a long time. The image of my glowing self stored and hidden away in a sealed bottle was pretty apt for how I was feeling! And to think I was only joking.
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Old 05-01-2016, 06:05 PM
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"Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird."
— Jules Renard

ericthirdrow on 2014-10-14 08:27:53
Balks. The runner advances, while the ump ignores fans calling him a turd.
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Old 05-01-2016, 06:22 PM
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Advice from a veteran trapeze performer: Throw your heart over the bars and your body will follow. "

universalmom on 2014-12-02 14:13:41
because your heart is in your thorax

abra on 2014-12-30 08:42:05
And if your heart crashes to the ground, your body will follow.

LLapp on 2015-04-04 19:04:20
Sounds gruesome.

dovid1946 on 2015-05-06 14:14:12
I heard about a famous trapeze performer who caught his wife in the act

oddcouple on 2016-03-08 23:41:23
What a groaner from Dovid.
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Old 05-01-2016, 11:03 PM
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Default CarpeLanam's really good idea

"Habits are the daughters of action, but then they nurse their mother, and produce daughters after her image, but far more beautiful and prosperous." Jeremy Taylor

martayela on 2012-11-22 01:04:15
how can bansaisequoia solve this puzzle in 10 seconds? is he/she a robot or an actual person?

CarpeLanam on 2013-04-21 14:28:43
I think they need to add this question to the FAQ section of the site.
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Old 05-02-2016, 12:49 AM
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Default hmmm...

very funny comment by carpelanam...and not a bad idea, really!
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Old 05-03-2016, 01:49 PM
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Default Don't miss Queethebean's comment.

"To your friends, you're like a trash bag. They'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out."
Adam R. Gwizdala

momof6 on 2009-03-01 05:23:22
Get better friends, then!

kat on 2009-03-14 17:14:40
Seriously? I agree with momof6. They aren't very good friends if that's the case.

maradnu on 2009-05-06 00:50:52
Definitely need better friends.

Lily H on 2011-06-04 03:22:54
He needs to choose his friends more wisely.

pootie49 on 2011-08-22 14:58:31
unless he's talking about boy/girlfriends, then in some cases i have to agree.

colinmochrie on 2012-01-22 06:04:01
Who is this guy anyway? All that comes up on google are quotes from him.

Queethebean on 2012-05-22 19:24:21
That's my friend, Adam R. Gwizdala. Well, he used to be my friend, but, you know how that goes . .
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