"Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods."
fstop on 2013-05-12 01:49:33
Ahhh... fewest wants, not newest pants.
universalmom on 2014-01-19 07:08:42
Yes, me too, newest pants
slow1 on 2014-09-20 07:46:18
lol I knew that was silly, but still - it seemed to fit.
montyb on 2014-12-03 14:20:47
The newest pants in my closet really fit me.
abra on 2015-11-01 14:20:46
Newest pants is one of the best alternate solutions, that I've ever seen.
larry149 on 2015-11-06 04:44:23
I have the fewest warts.
wvwoman on 2015-11-17 17:47:52
haha--i like fewest warts!
pegxpeg on 2015-12-15 15:55:15
Newer pants in the days of togas would have been cutting edge. Bill and Ted.