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Old 06-18-2016, 10:57 AM
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"Hope is a good thing but not if you depend on it solely. "
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montyb on 2014-01-14 14:36:16
Bob Hope?

montyb on 2016-01-23 05:08:43
Hope Lange.

SwampySox on 2016-02-29 10:29:41
Had a bunny. called it Hope... hope springs eternal.
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Old 06-18-2016, 12:35 PM
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"Creditors have better memories than debtors. "
Benjamin Franklin

Barnabas on 2012-09-13 18:08:23
I wish people who "borrow" books and DVD/blu-ray movies from me had better memories.

jstrider on 2013-09-24 09:53:34
Be kind... rewind...

Lurker on 2014-03-18 09:36:49
And this was the man who opened the first public lending library in the US.

maradnu on 2015-01-19 08:48:18
How do you rewind a DVD?

SippyGurl on 2015-10-22 17:39:05
just put your lips together and, blow
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Old 06-18-2016, 12:39 PM
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"When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
Gracie Allen

wvwoman on 2013-05-06 15:05:00
the better half of george burns back in the day--i loved their tv show when i was a kid.
Wolfie on 2013-09-16 13:52:25
Much better than all that esoteric stuff from Seneca and Aristotle and Plato, and of course the self-absorbed Oscar Wilde.
wvwoman on 2014-02-19 07:52:45
well, shoot, wolfie--i'm not THAT old!!
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Old 06-18-2016, 04:04 PM
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"The eyes, like sentinels, occupy the highest place in the body. "
Marcus Tullius Cicero

wvwoman on 2013-09-22 10:26:22
frogs & toads, for example, could say that...

montyb on 2014-03-22 08:51:50
My eyes occupy the highest place ever since my hair abandoned its post. Traitors, every follicle of them.

chopstix on 2014-06-27 17:30:25
I don't have a forehead, I have a fivehead.

marnita on 2016-06-07 07:08:36
Send them to the guillotine, Monty.
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Old 06-19-2016, 08:22 AM
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"You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well."
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insomniac on 2015-04-15 21:27:02
And possibly some frog slime on your lips.

LLapp on 2016-03-22 15:52:33
Eww!
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Old 06-20-2016, 12:46 AM
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"Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality." Henry Fielding

montyb on 2015-01-08 19:06:42
I wonder if I can add vice and immorality to my teaching license?

mikehallbackhoe on 2015-01-09 05:08:08
yes, but don't expect a pay raise
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Old 06-21-2016, 08:42 PM
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"Unemployment diminishes people. Leisure enlarges them."
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Hash on 2015-01-16 00:52:47
Yep. I do come back from vacation enlarged.

jnoodles on 2015-04-05 03:15:39
It's the hash.
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Old 06-21-2016, 09:55 PM
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pegxpeg, Hash & jnoodles-
Very clever, very funny.
What a gang.
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Old 06-22-2016, 03:46 AM
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"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
Steve Martin

maradnu on 2011-04-16 22:51:30
Funny. I have seen some women with beautiful necks, though.

montyb on 2014-12-07 13:36:12
Audrey Hepburn for instance. http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...d7-d6zq2ks.jpg

dovid1946 on 2015-01-08 06:10:52
guess he isn't a vampire, then

LLapp on 2015-02-19 09:09:42
Ah, Audrey.

jval on 2015-04-05 10:02:23
Probably not into giraffes either.

marnita on 2016-06-21 12:07:46
He wouldn't like me.
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Old 06-22-2016, 09:53 AM
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"It's one of nature's ways that we often feel closer to distant generations than to the generation immediately preceding us."
Igor Stravinsky

Barnabas on 2013-04-30 18:32:34
Is that why we have Civil War reenactments?

jnoodles on 2013-08-18 00:13:01
Barnabas: No Civil War reenactors are just cross-dressers who are too fat for womens clothes and heels.
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