"I hate the place like poison with a sincere hatred." — Unattributed
PianoManGidley on 2011-01-04 03:29:01
No context whatsoever. Can this be removed, please?
opallady on 2011-03-17 00:47:51
It was a dark and stormy night, when suddenly a shot rang out .....
wordloon on 2011-07-01 01:39:19
Quotes dictionary.com says F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote this about Hollywood in a January 10, 1935, letter to his agent. It was published in As Ever, Scott Fitz (1973).
octopunchy on 2012-11-13 18:16:15
I hate this quote like robots with synthetic anger circuits.
bansaisequoia on 2013-03-25 20:44:35
I poison the place like hatred with a severe toxicity.
WRQ9 on 2013-07-30 16:36:04
I create this comment like poetry with extreme creativity.
emmatation on 2014-05-05 07:13:17
I place the hatred like a sincere hate with poison.
skoogie2 on 2014-11-25 09:05:11
I would sincerely dislike poison with a hatred of this caliber no matter what place it lived
mmfs83 on 2016-06-11 07:09:17
I got it in 81 seconds, but I have no idea what he's talking about.
LLapp on 2016-09-09 21:19:41
He hates working in Hollywood.
marnita on 2017-09-17 04:37:10
Who could blame him for that?
"The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated." — H.L. Mencken
montyb on 2015-03-08 10:37:57
And then the bank statement snaps you back to reality.
darkyr on 2017-04-28 09:03:36
I don't get a statement, I get a condolence card.
A re-post because the thread has gotten longer...
"Whatever is the natural propensity of a person is hard to overcome. If a dog were made a king, he would still gnaw at his shoelaces." — Hitopadesa
maradnu on 2010-05-29 14:13:28
But he would do it regally.
universalmom on 2012-10-06 16:13:27
That's not all he would gnaw at
saipanwriter on 2013-03-09 03:00:05
I didn't know dogs had shoelaces.
abra on 2013-05-01 21:27:45
Only when they're kings. They get little sneakers when they get their crowns.
cuji70 on 2013-10-03 06:08:14
Or really nice hush puppies
slow1 on 2014-03-15 07:55:52
...such a witty group. Thanks for the smiles.
bwbaer on 2016-08-25 11:15:29
Hmm, I actually doubt that.
LLapp on 2017-03-02 21:30:24
No, this really is a witty group, bwbaer.
NotTooOld on 2017-04-05 13:58:23
Did anyone have shoelaces a thousand years ago?
kb83 on 2017-05-21 14:17:57
And if the shoelaces broke, he would immediately be brought new ones.
kb83 on 2017-10-11 13:31:51
Here, King, Here, King.
"A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea." — Honore de Balzac
montyb on 2013-07-08 22:05:37
I confess that I've been compared to the featureless doldrums.
wvwoman on 2013-08-01 14:43:08
that is one homely fellow.
montyb on 2013-11-02 13:12:08
You should see him at low tide.
maradnu on 2013-11-22 06:40:23
Will high tide cover him completely?
SippyGurl on 2016-12-09 07:28:44
no, you can still see de balzac
LLapp on 2017-09-21 19:10:57
Ahhhhhh....Danny Kaye singing me to sleep. So glad I stuck around.
My all-time favourite:
"The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
calling JenDiaz re: hungry tortoise!
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
montyb on 2012-08-26 03:13:50
Nor on my beagle.
skoogie2 on 2013-08-03 21:19:42
Nor on my daughter's cocker spaniel! She howls like a fire alarm!
oddcouple on 2013-11-11 16:10:43
scamp on 2014-02-23 17:12:01
universalmom on 2014-05-10 14:23:28
You should see how hard my husband smacks a snooze button...
JenDiaz72 on 2015-01-27 09:23:04
I have tortoise that wakes us up on the weekends if we don't feed her on time.
skeeter on 2015-08-31 10:37:57
Oh, JenDiaz, I just have to ask how the tortoise does that.
Annamariah on 2016-01-09 22:37:38
This quote reminds me of Simon's Cat videos.
Jalapenoman on 2016-01-17 15:26:54
If I kept my pistol in the nightstand, I can't imagine how many times I would have been tempted to use it on my ex-wife's cat.
Jalapenoman on 2016-06-13 14:13:49
Yes there is. It is called throwing the cat out the window.
Lurker on 2017-07-23 11:37:28
Annamariah, I've seen those! My cat whacks me in the face just like Simon's cat when she's hungry for a midnight snack. Only she doesn't act innocent about it afterwards.
abra on 2017-10-29 12:37:37
Waiting for JenDiaz, to come tell us how a tortoise wakes them up. Do tortoises make noises?
"Whenever you argue with another wiser than yourself in order that others may admire your wisdom, they will discover your ignorance." — Saadi
wvwoman on 2013-04-24 01:18:07
where do they get the 'pictures' of these ancient men?
montyb on 2013-06-12 22:38:56
The ancient men trading card collection.
msswitch on 2014-08-21 05:36:14
This 'picture' is a detail from Saadi in a Rose garden, from a Mughal manuscript of his work Gulistan, c. 1645-- but I like the trading card idea.
"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."
— H. G. Wells
maradnu on 2010-07-05 19:20:41
Everybody's an editor, everybody's a critic.
bansaisequoia on 2012-10-05 19:23:15
If someone roofies my beer, they've altered my draft.
Allen on 2013-05-22 14:39:24
Close the window, and eliminate the draft!
universalmom on 2016-04-05 06:33:42
Spoken like a true editor!
darkyr on 2016-07-13 06:30:18
In my draft, the part of the editor is played by the late HG Wells. In one scene, his zombified hand reaches out from his grave, red pen in hand, and starts marking up the epitaph on his own headstone.
ednak on 2016-10-08 07:12:35
Truly funny bansa
LLapp on 2017-01-18 03:51:39
darkyr, I will treasure that image!