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Old 06-14-2016, 12:01 PM
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"I never liked riding in helicopters because there's a fair probability that the bottom part will get going around as fast as the top part."
— John Wittenborn

nevadasmith68 on 2013-09-04 12:26:52
That just means you'll get there faster.
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Old 06-14-2016, 04:20 PM
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"I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime."
— Will Rogers

bansaisequoia on 2012-07-06 06:40:24
They had those back in the 1930s?

maradnu on 2014-07-29 11:52:32
Barely

skeeter on 2015-10-12 13:45:10
Well, yes, but the dollar value was different back then, so instead of being buck naked they were only one quarter naked.
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Old 06-14-2016, 07:44 PM
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"And remember this: if you ever think you're too small to be effective you've never been in bed with a mosquito." — Anita Roddick

maradnu on 2009-07-12 21:52:19
I try not to sleep with insects. I'm just funny that way.

chopstix on 2014-02-28 06:51:27
This could be read as a set up to a blue joke.

momn8r on 2015-01-15 13:17:24
insectophilia: still a crime in all 50 states!
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Old 06-14-2016, 08:14 PM
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"The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. " — Jawaharlal Nehru

montyb on 2012-06-16 22:43:42
I knew I have been living on the edge.
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Old 06-15-2016, 01:47 AM
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"Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog - fewer when pursued by a mad woman. Only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion." — Robertson Davies

maradnu on 2013-12-09 08:00:18
Where are these mad women? Why aren't they pursuing me?

universalmom on 2014-11-18 13:15:31
How does being attacked by a mad dog make every man wise?

abra on 2014-12-22 16:06:23
I wonder too, why the attack of mad dogs would make you wise.

LLapp on 2015-04-20 09:56:34
This quote makes me mad. Watch out.

SippyGurl on 2015-08-30 11:35:50
are you calling me fat?
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Old 06-15-2016, 10:41 AM
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"Without question, reading has been the foundation of whatever success I've had in my life."
— Hugh McColl, Jr.



tgreen517 on 2015-12-13 19:54:47
So, probably not comic books?
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Old 06-15-2016, 02:58 PM
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“The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.” – Don Rose

kat on 2009-03-12 22:30:52 If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

SillySil on 2010-10-04 23:48:15 ewww... disgusting!

bazinga on 2012-08-08 03:22:03 LOL kat XD

Allen on 2013-07-06 21:46:50 "Do you mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burn!"

universalmom on 2014-08-11 16:14:47 kat that's hilarious

abra on 2014-11-03 15:28:30\ I'm just going to tiptoe out of here.

abracadebra on 2014-12-30 13:45:39 31seconds!

dovid1946 on 2015-04-16 07:44:17 one woman asked the other- 'do you smoke after sex/" . 'I don't know', the other girl said, 'I never looked"
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Old 06-15-2016, 06:26 PM
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"There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us. "
— Stuart Stevens

bansaisequoia on 2011-07-27 23:30:02
Darth Vader. (If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader)

chriscrojam on 2011-10-23 01:44:31
Vadar should be Vader.

montyb on 2012-08-28 00:26:47
Come over to the dark side...we have cookies.

bansaisequoia on 2012-10-06 16:40:08
My computer has too many cookies already.

kjmcaj on 2013-06-08 05:22:47
94 seconds.

puzzler86 on 2014-04-20 20:32:28
56 seconds

abra on 2014-04-29 09:51:52
I don't remember doing this puzzle before, but I remember the comments. So here I am again. 30 seconds.

ericthirdrow on 2014-11-04 02:54:49
26 seconds... the force is strong.

petname on 2015-02-27 03:59:50
70 seconds....the force was weak with me.

dovid1946 on 2015-03-24 06:33:30
One thing I never quite figured out, I know that Anakin Skywalker is Luke's father, but who is Anakin's father?

wordfairy on 2015-05-13 20:46:30
Yoda! xD

Annamariah on 2015-07-10 03:18:45
Wasn't Anakin supposed to have been the product of an immaculate conception by the midi-chlorians? So his father would be the Force itself.

LurkerSmurf on 2016-04-10 11:19:12
Yeah, I always had a problem with George Lucas making Anakin the evil Jesus.

sexytary on 2016-05-14 05:41:06
and I am sexysequoia.. lol
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Old 06-15-2016, 07:07 PM
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"Some people swallow the universe like a pill; they travel on through the world, like smiling images pushed from behind. "
— Robert Louis Stevenson

Delphve on 2012-10-30 18:43:03
"Mothers little helpers"?

montyb on 2014-01-07 12:26:59
Whoever's pushing my behind, STOP IT!

Harpua22 on 2014-03-31 10:46:21
Sorry, Monty, I'll stop.

macmilh on 2014-04-05 05:45:11
OK, I'll stop too.

montyb on 2014-06-28 09:39:51
Thanks folks, I don't feel so pressured now.

tskaggs6 on 2014-11-22 06:12:14
Well I never pushed monty's behind and feel that he owes me thanks also for not violating his behindhood in the first place.

JD_1947 on 2014-12-28 02:02:53
. . thanks folks, I never knew I had a 'behindhood' before today . . . .

universalmom on 2014-12-28 14:44:58
after the image of swallowing a pill, I pictured the pill being pushed from someone's behind! I need help LOL

Allen on 2014-12-30 02:30:20
Never take a pill that has been pushed from someone’s behind.

montyb on 2015-01-04 04:51:08
Thank you, tskaggs6, for respecting my behindhood.
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Old 06-16-2016, 04:31 AM
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"When you introduce a moral lesson, let it be brief. "
— Horace

montyb on 2013-07-29 11:51:26
What is so moral about briefs?

geeko321 on 2013-12-04 09:25:23
Simple. Going commando is a sin, of course!

universalmom on 2014-02-10 07:53:50
Hahaha you two

dovid1946 on 2015-05-20 09:40:07
John McCain was once asked if he wore boxers or briefs- He replied- 'DEPENDS'
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