"In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you."
— Jack Handey
Lurker on 2009-10-08 00:13:47
Someone beat my time, please! I don't want my name on this one
bansaisequoia on 2009-10-12 23:44:03
Ooooohh, I'm sorry-I just got 18 seconds.
Lurker on 2009-12-20 23:10:35
So what do I do, set a faster time! AAAHH!!
bansaisequoia on 2010-03-01 16:50:02
You put your name on this twice by leaving a comment.
Lurker on 2011-09-18 21:56:09
Good point. Well, if people don't read the comments, they'll just see your name now.
montyb on 2012-01-02 12:40:24
I like reading the comments. But this one doesn't deserve any.
bansaisequoia on 2012-07-08 14:42:21
I don't know. If I were an Olympic judge, I'm not sure I'd count him out. Depends.
montyb on 2012-10-07 19:32:30
That weightlifter would need Depends.
wvwoman on 2012-10-08 03:19:32
what ARE the rules on urination during weightlifting?
puzzleme on 2013-08-17 00:56:45
abra on 2013-10-28 11:50:29
Very funny, puzzlemel.
kb83 on 2014-11-25 07:50:07
If done during the "clean and jerk," there are no rules.
Lurker on 2015-02-03 12:52:24
You wouldn't be clean anymore.
LLapp on 2016-01-18 21:47:21
Jerk? Please, urination during weightlifting was bad enough!
wvwoman on 2016-01-29 07:19:39
i was already grinning, reading the comments, but full-on laughed when i got to llapp's!
skeeter on 2017-09-30 13:33:15
Well, there is American weightlifting, and then there is You're-a-Peein' weightlifting.
abra on 2017-12-08 14:26:02
Persephone59 on 2018-01-13 07:51:42
You have to admit, Handey's face goes perfectly with the stupid things he says.