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Forum: Main Forum 01-07-2018, 04:15 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
Another sexist joke

(Women are invited to post jokes about us guys. Turnabout is fore play. No, wait, that's "fair" play. Yeah, that's it.)

The devil walk boldly into a church one Sunday morning.
Everyone fled out...
Forum: Main Forum 01-07-2018, 11:17 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 5,720
Posted By ChemEngineer
Three million views on Classic Comments on the...

Three million views on Classic Comments on the Quote and only two people took the challenge. AND you received a premium membership. I well up with jealousy.
Forum: Main Forum 01-07-2018, 11:14 AM
Replies: 249
Views: 212,858
Posted By ChemEngineer
Obviously. A forum full of insecure wallflowers...

Obviously. A forum full of insecure wallflowers afraid to speak, and a leader speaking to all of you, encouraging participation, at long last.

Hundreds of you read the cryptograms I provided and...
Forum: Main Forum 01-06-2018, 10:57 AM
Replies: 249
Views: 212,858
Posted By ChemEngineer
I can. Mencken was an irascible cynic. His...

I can. Mencken was an irascible cynic. His point is that those who are most extreme bring attention to themselves and their minority points of view. Presumably the "overdog" side of politics was...
Forum: Main Forum 01-05-2018, 02:51 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 5,720
Posted By ChemEngineer
4,142 views, and 0 responses until I post...

4,142 views, and 0 responses until I post this.

How many of your loyal viewers took advantage of this totally wunnerful offer?

Since it ended many months ago, and is no longer the least bit...
Forum: Main Forum 01-05-2018, 10:32 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
1. To find a woman you need time and money,...

1. To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:

Woman = Time x Money

2. Since “Time is money”

Time = Money

3.Therefore Woman = Money x Money
or Woman = Money2
Forum: Main Forum 01-04-2018, 03:38 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
Fun - just... fun

Redneck haiku

BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Forum: Main Forum 01-04-2018, 12:42 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
Corrections: 1. "accomplishments" -...

Corrections:

1. "accomplishments" - plural, list OF

2. Readers in this august forum do INDEED care. This is the most active thread in years.

You really should pay attention and speak more...
Forum: Main Forum 01-04-2018, 11:06 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,274
Posted By ChemEngineer
1. "Poets" is a common noun, and is...

1. "Poets" is a common noun, and is not capitalized.
2. "Poetry" is a common noun, and it is not capitalized.
3. In the only response to your thread started FOUR YEARS AGO, Lurker capitalized ...
Forum: Main Forum 01-04-2018, 07:53 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
You and your hateful, angry friends cannot tell a...

You and your hateful, angry friends cannot tell a lot of things. First, I solved all of the cryptoquotes I attempted, not that such a statistic has any bearing on anything except to anal retentive...
Forum: Main Forum 01-03-2018, 06:51 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
DNX HFM DNCD ZJSXCIZ FZ DNX WGX AWS ...

DNX HFM DNCD ZJSXCIZ FZ DNX WGX AWS NFD.



TE TX SRA EG LBMO SRA PRE NGR LBMO EG FAGK LGK. - LE CHAT DANS LE CHAPEAU

Sixteen posts since you joined in 2013. You made my point,...
Forum: Main Forum 01-03-2018, 03:48 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
How do you spell hypocrisy. That wasn't so hard,...

How do you spell hypocrisy.

That wasn't so hard, was it?
Forum: Main Forum 01-03-2018, 10:32 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
What a dull and boring bunch. Four hundred views...

What a dull and boring bunch. Four hundred views and virtually no participation.

Andorra, Andorra
San Marino, San Marino
Djibouti, Djibouti

There are others. Try using your minds, huh?
Forum: Main Forum 01-02-2018, 11:57 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
So many here profess to love cryptoquotes but...

So many here profess to love cryptoquotes but nobody has made an attempt to solve this one?
Forum: Main Forum 01-02-2018, 08:03 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
Not a riddle but something interesting

What countries have the same name as their capital?

My favorite begins with the letter "D."
Forum: Main Forum 01-01-2018, 10:18 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
And the solar eclipse has WHAT to do with cryptograms, exactly...

letfreedomring and guavamango?

Nowhere in this thread does either of your posts appear, chastening the author for failing to post in accordance with YOUR dictates.

06-15-2017, 12:49...
Forum: Main Forum 01-01-2018, 09:38 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
On further reflection of letfreedomring and guavamango's comments...

11-18-2016, 12:31 PM
fishbum
Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011




NOWHERE does any discouraging word from letfreedomring or guavamango appear on this subject originating November 18, 2016.
Forum: Main Forum 01-01-2018, 09:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
Intolerance and arrogance are SO passe.

Prisoners #1 and #2, being extremely intolerant long-term members of cryptograms.org forum return to the general population where they are beaten daily by prisoners who are happy and well...
Forum: Main Forum 12-31-2017, 03:29 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
"You have a truly dizzying intellect."...

"You have a truly dizzying intellect." - The Man in Black, in Princess Bride


By now you have had the opportunity to see the very next puzzle about three prisoners, and you have not answered that...
Forum: Main Forum 12-31-2017, 01:37 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 22,052
Posted By ChemEngineer
Debates invariably bring out the worst in the...

Debates invariably bring out the worst in the Left. Antifa is the perfect example.
Forum: Main Forum 12-31-2017, 01:13 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
You are unfamiliar with antecedents and...

You are unfamiliar with antecedents and consequents.

IF the riddle simply asked, "How many were going to St. Ives," the answer would be one.
But it does NOT ask that question.
The ANTECEDENT is...
Forum: Main Forum 12-31-2017, 09:45 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
The *authority* of Wikipedia is whoever is the...

The *authority* of Wikipedia is whoever is the last person to edit the passage.
Don't you even know that?

Choose whatever answer you wish. The grammar controls the question very precisely, it seems...
Forum: Main Forum 12-31-2017, 09:38 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,894
Posted By ChemEngineer
Riddle #2 For Wordsmiths

Eighty views and zero successes for the first riddle. Isn't this fun!

One learns so much more by considering the other person's point of view honestly and maturely, instead of being condescending...
Forum: Main Forum 12-31-2017, 09:29 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,072
Posted By ChemEngineer
Eighty views and only a couple of attempts to...

Eighty views and only a couple of attempts to "carefully" read the riddle and figure it out.


My instructions were: I examined it very carefully as I encourage you to do.
Oddcouple was simply...
Forum: Main Forum 12-31-2017, 02:23 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 22,052
Posted By ChemEngineer
Firearms is one word, not two. You...

Firearms is one word, not two.



You completely misunderstand the concept and purpose of America's Second Amendment.



Daniel D. Polsby, Professor of law at Northwestern University has written,...
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