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Barnabas 11-09-2012 08:07 PM

Quotes/Puzzles You May Never Have To Solve
I just completed the puzzle for H. Allen Smith's quote -

"The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best"."
In the comments section, Nanrich had suggested that perhaps we list the "ten best" or the "ten hardest" or the "ten stupidest" quotes we've had to solve. I like that idea, and there is a thread going for the nearly impossible quotes to solve (though my contributions to that thread have been far from impossible). But I think it would be fun to post here quotes that we've heard somewhere along the way... humorous or thought provoking quotes that in all likelihood aren't going to be presented to us as a puzzle here at cryptograms. I'll start it off with something I found to be hilarious the first time I heard it, and it's a quote that continues to make me smile every time I think of it...

"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than have a full frontal lobotomy." - Unattributed

Anybody else out there got a funny or thought provoking quote for the day?

fishbum 11-10-2012 12:00 AM

He who laughs, lasts.

kimmie 11-10-2012 07:46 PM

Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.

WRQ9 11-10-2012 09:49 PM

"I love you, for sentimental reasons." -William "Pat" Best

bansaisequoia 11-11-2012 04:47 AM

"The radio is broken, it don't work no more The lovely Lisa Kranston Her father invented the secret fuel for the rocket (That's right!)
So she gets to go with a clipboard She writes it down when the meters go around And falls in love in a space warp"
--Frank Zappa

momof7 11-12-2012 10:13 PM

Favourite quote:
I just got my sister-in-law a mug that said:


I loved it and I don't even drink coffee!

fishbum 11-13-2012 11:40 PM

"It's not true that I had nothing on---I had the radio on." Marilyn Monroe

Barnabas 11-21-2012 07:58 PM

I know you think that you understood what you thought I said, but I am not all that sure that you understand that I seldom say what I think and even less often do I mean what I say.

momof7 11-21-2012 10:08 PM

Love it!!!
Barnabas, that is a great one!!!
Thanx for sharing!

thresa 11-24-2012 02:31 AM

my own take on an old expression
Things can't get stuck in your craw if you don't have one.

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