The Twisted Wishes Game!!

[countessofmontecrypto]

I don't see any wish here, so I'm just going to include my wish: I wish I could have seen Elvis perform in person.

[bansaisequoia]

@fishbum: Granted. I will ignore your post on Thursday, November 17, 2033. Mark your calendar.



@countessofmontecrypto: Granted. But the fetor of Zombie Elvis will have all spectators immediately scrambling to exit the auditorium.



I wish I had a pair of bongos.

[pootie49]

Granted. However when you start playing, you are cited by the local constabulary for noise violation and they are confiscated.

I wish I knew how to spell rythum rithum ruthm er rithim?

[Lurker]

Granted, but you forget how to spell everything else.

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

[debzhaus]

Granted, but the person who cleans it has terrible body odor, so it is left clean and stinky.

I wish I could control my metabolism at will without changes to my diet or level of physical activity.

[pootie49]

Granted, however you went to bed and forgot to set it back to normal and woke up weighing four pounds.

I wish I could fly, without any mechanical aid.

[pajarito7]

Granted, but the word gets out and there are a lot of men in black standing in your driveway.

I wish I could go to Florence to see the Uffizi

[Barnabas]

Granted... but you went to Florence Henderson and she explained to you that the Uffizi is in Italy.

I wish the Minnesota Vikings would win the Super Bowl.

[napatamm]

Granted...but in the year 2365.

I wish I could go to Egypt to see the great pyramids.

[Barnabas]

Granted. But Brandon Fraser was there filming "The Mummy XII" and he wouldn't stop pestering you and you had to spend your entire vacation with him and he wouldn't stop talking about all the scarab beetles running around in his pants to which you constantly replied, "You know, if the Egyptians had had duct tape, the Sphinx would still have a nose."



I wish I could climb Mount Everest.