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![]() I don't see any wish here, so I'm just going to include my wish: I wish I could have seen Elvis perform in person.
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![]() @fishbum: Granted. I will ignore your post on Thursday, November 17, 2033. Mark your calendar.
![]() @countessofmontecrypto: Granted. But the fetor of Zombie Elvis will have all spectators immediately scrambling to exit the auditorium. ![]() I wish I had a pair of bongos.
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joseph k, ne'er-do-well extraordinaire Last edited by bansaisequoia : 09-06-2011 at 05:28 AM. |
#13
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![]() Granted. However when you start playing, you are cited by the local constabulary for noise violation and they are confiscated.
I wish I knew how to spell rythum rithum ruthm er rithim? ![]()
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![]() Granted, but you forget how to spell everything else.
I wish someone would clean my house for me.
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Slotted spoons don't hold much soup. - Stephen Sondheim ![]() |
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![]() Granted, but the person who cleans it has terrible body odor, so it is left clean and stinky.
I wish I could control my metabolism at will without changes to my diet or level of physical activity. |
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![]() Granted, however you went to bed and forgot to set it back to normal and woke up weighing four pounds.
I wish I could fly, without any mechanical aid.
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#17
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![]() Granted, but the word gets out and there are a lot of men in black standing in your driveway.
![]() I wish I could go to Florence to see the Uffizi |
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![]() Granted... but you went to Florence Henderson and she explained to you that the Uffizi is in Italy.
I wish the Minnesota Vikings would win the Super Bowl. |
#19
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![]() Granted...but in the year 2365.
I wish I could go to Egypt to see the great pyramids. |
#20
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![]() Granted. But Brandon Fraser was there filming "The Mummy XII" and he wouldn't stop pestering you and you had to spend your entire vacation with him
![]() ![]() ![]() I wish I could climb Mount Everest. |
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