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Old 12-04-2017, 04:55 PM
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Two men walk into a wedding reception and ask, "Where's the socialist/communist indoctrination center?" The groom replies, "It's right over there, next to the punch line."
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:33 AM
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Punch at the punch line, and Molotov cocktails and Moscow mules at the indoctrination center?
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Old 12-08-2017, 10:09 PM
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Default Britney and the Missing Apostrophe

"I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting." Britney Spears

fishbum on 2011-03-07 21:08:59
Please, no more Britney Spears quote.

montyb on 2012-08-17 02:11:09
Second sentence should begin with "It's".

mumu on 2013-05-02 13:58:51
I agree - It is exciting, Britney!!!

LLapp on 2014-12-18 12:29:10
ERROR: Add apostrophe - should be: It's exciting.

larry149 on 2015-04-14 04:20:49
Still needs to be "It's."

gryhnd51 on 2015-05-27 18:58:58
I was so glad to see Britney drug-free and performing again recently.

Morpeth on 2015-07-11 02:14:54
FIX THE APOSTROPHE ERROR!! If it had been there, I would have solved that quicker.

larry149 on 2015-07-20 06:10:55
Still not fixed!

kb83 on 2015-07-22 07:11:11
Britney would be shocked at this error.

SippyGurl on 2015-09-24 05:51:24
i don't think she used an apostrophe when she spoke it.

abra on 2015-10-23 13:53:40
Either she's yesterday's news, or she's doing a better job of keeping her private life private. I hope it's the latter.

larry149 on 2016-03-02 03:59:46
apostrophe still not fixed!

LLapp on 2016-03-16 13:04:24
She has vowed not to perform again until the apostrophe is fixed.

ajbcurate on 2016-10-11 10:51:04
Listening to David Bowie's "Five Years" and it's like he's trying to tell the admins how long the apostrophe has been missing.
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Old 12-13-2017, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Roxanne View Post
Instead of punch lines?
A guy walks into his favorite bar and is surprised to find that a wedding reception is being held there. Somewhat indignant about the whole thing, he walks over to the bartender and points in the general direction of a long string of people and asks, "What's all this, then?"

The bartender answers, "That's the punch line."
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Old Yesterday, 05:05 PM
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"In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you." Jack Handey

Lurker on 2009-10-08 00:13:47
Someone beat my time, please! I don't want my name on this one

bansaisequoia on 2009-10-12 23:44:03
Ooooohh, I'm sorry-I just got 18 seconds.

Lurker on 2009-12-20 23:10:35
So what do I do, set a faster time! AAAHH!!

bansaisequoia on 2010-03-01 16:50:02
You put your name on this twice by leaving a comment.

Lurker on 2011-09-18 21:56:09
Good point. Well, if people don't read the comments, they'll just see your name now.

montyb on 2012-01-02 12:40:24
I like reading the comments. But this one doesn't deserve any.

bansaisequoia on 2012-07-08 14:42:21
I don't know. If I were an Olympic judge, I'm not sure I'd count him out. Depends.

montyb on 2012-10-07 19:32:30
That weightlifter would need Depends.

wvwoman on 2012-10-08 03:19:32
what ARE the rules on urination during weightlifting?

puzzleme on 2013-08-17 00:56:45

abra on 2013-10-28 11:50:29
Very funny, puzzlemel.

kb83 on 2014-11-25 07:50:07
If done during the "clean and jerk," there are no rules.

Lurker on 2015-02-03 12:52:24
You wouldn't be clean anymore.

LLapp on 2016-01-18 21:47:21
Jerk? Please, urination during weightlifting was bad enough!

wvwoman on 2016-01-29 07:19:39
i was already grinning, reading the comments, but full-on laughed when i got to llapp's!

skeeter on 2017-09-30 13:33:15
Well, there is American weightlifting, and then there is You're-a-Peein' weightlifting.
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Old Yesterday, 06:30 PM
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Default Unfinished poetry

"A poem is never finished, only abandoned. "
Paul Valery
montyb on 2013-07-11 02:21:24
There once was a man from Nantuc...
wvwoman on 2014-03-15 00:01:25
...who carried his brains in a buc...
LLapp on 2014-08-29 11:58:39
The more he decrypt...
Quizzical on 2015-01-11 06:01:56
The less h..
skeeter on 2017-09-01 09:02:49
And then yelled loudly, "Oh f
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