Two men walk into a wedding reception and ask, "Where's the socialist/communist indoctrination center?" The groom replies, "It's right over there, next to the punch line."
Britney and the Missing Apostrophe
"I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting." — Britney Spears
fishbum on 2011-03-07 21:08:59
Please, no more Britney Spears quote.
montyb on 2012-08-17 02:11:09
Second sentence should begin with "It's".
mumu on 2013-05-02 13:58:51
I agree - It is exciting, Britney!!!
LLapp on 2014-12-18 12:29:10
ERROR: Add apostrophe - should be: It's exciting.
larry149 on 2015-04-14 04:20:49
Still needs to be "It's."
gryhnd51 on 2015-05-27 18:58:58
I was so glad to see Britney drug-free and performing again recently.
Morpeth on 2015-07-11 02:14:54
FIX THE APOSTROPHE ERROR!! If it had been there, I would have solved that quicker.
larry149 on 2015-07-20 06:10:55
Still not fixed!
kb83 on 2015-07-22 07:11:11
Britney would be shocked at this error.
SippyGurl on 2015-09-24 05:51:24
i don't think she used an apostrophe when she spoke it.
abra on 2015-10-23 13:53:40
Either she's yesterday's news, or she's doing a better job of keeping her private life private. I hope it's the latter.
larry149 on 2016-03-02 03:59:46
apostrophe still not fixed!
LLapp on 2016-03-16 13:04:24
She has vowed not to perform again until the apostrophe is fixed.
ajbcurate on 2016-10-11 10:51:04
Listening to David Bowie's "Five Years" and it's like he's trying to tell the admins how long the apostrophe has been missing.
The bartender answers, "That's the punch line."
"In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you." — Jack Handey
Lurker on 2009-10-08 00:13:47
Someone beat my time, please! I don't want my name on this one
bansaisequoia on 2009-10-12 23:44:03
Ooooohh, I'm sorry-I just got 18 seconds.
Lurker on 2009-12-20 23:10:35
So what do I do, set a faster time! AAAHH!!
bansaisequoia on 2010-03-01 16:50:02
You put your name on this twice by leaving a comment.
Lurker on 2011-09-18 21:56:09
Good point. Well, if people don't read the comments, they'll just see your name now.
montyb on 2012-01-02 12:40:24
I like reading the comments. But this one doesn't deserve any.
bansaisequoia on 2012-07-08 14:42:21
I don't know. If I were an Olympic judge, I'm not sure I'd count him out. Depends.
montyb on 2012-10-07 19:32:30
That weightlifter would need Depends.
wvwoman on 2012-10-08 03:19:32
what ARE the rules on urination during weightlifting?
puzzleme on 2013-08-17 00:56:45
abra on 2013-10-28 11:50:29
Very funny, puzzlemel.
kb83 on 2014-11-25 07:50:07
If done during the "clean and jerk," there are no rules.
Lurker on 2015-02-03 12:52:24
You wouldn't be clean anymore.
LLapp on 2016-01-18 21:47:21
Jerk? Please, urination during weightlifting was bad enough!
wvwoman on 2016-01-29 07:19:39
i was already grinning, reading the comments, but full-on laughed when i got to llapp's!
skeeter on 2017-09-30 13:33:15
Well, there is American weightlifting, and then there is You're-a-Peein' weightlifting.
"A poem is never finished, only abandoned. "
— Paul Valery
montyb on 2013-07-11 02:21:24
There once was a man from Nantuc...
wvwoman on 2014-03-15 00:01:25
...who carried his brains in a buc...
LLapp on 2014-08-29 11:58:39
The more he decrypt...
Quizzical on 2015-01-11 06:01:56
The less h..
skeeter on 2017-09-01 09:02:49
And then yelled loudly, "Oh f