Quotes/Puzzles You May Never Have To Solve

[mazereeuw]

If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.

[Barnabas]

"How coal is converted into 'clean coal:' Step 1 - Start with coal. Step 2 - Add the word clean in front of it." - Stephen Colbert, from his book America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't.

[Barnabas]

Always have liked this quote, and saw it again today. It may even be a quote that we might see in the cryptograms. Anyway, goes like this... "Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quieter voice at the end of the day that says I will try again tomorrow."

[fishbum]

'Hey lady, your sign fell down."

[Barnabas]

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around."

[tjsrc]

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
--Zaphod Beeblebrox

[mikehallbackhoe]

some people have more dollars than sense

[montyb]

"How coal is converted into 'clean coal:' Step 1 - Start with coal. Step 2 - Add the word clean in front of it." - Stephen Colbert, from his book America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't.

I have seen this one a couple of times on the site.

[Barnabas]

Really, Montyb? So we may have to solve it after all. BTW, I love "God laughing at your plans" quote, and the Mazereeuw's ego quote. Those were great!

[Safira1239]

Here's one of my favorite quotes of all times: "I did not trip and fall, I attacked the floor and I believe I'm winning." "If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door." "You love flowers but you cut them, you love animals but you eat them, you tell me you love me, so now I'm really scared!" " I love everybody! Some I love to be near, others I love to be away from, and I'd just love to punch some people in the face." And my last quote is, "What did the doctor say when I burst into his office and told him I had 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute."
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