Quotes/Puzzles You May Never Have To Solve

[mazereeuw]

If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.

[Barnabas]

"How coal is converted into 'clean coal:' Step 1 - Start with coal. Step 2 - Add the word clean in front of it." - Stephen Colbert, from his book America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't.

[Barnabas]

Always have liked this quote, and saw it again today. It may even be a quote that we might see in the cryptograms. Anyway, goes like this... "Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quieter voice at the end of the day that says I will try again tomorrow."

[fishbum]

'Hey lady, your sign fell down."

[Barnabas]

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around."

[tjsrc]

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
--Zaphod Beeblebrox