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Old 11-25-2011, 02:16 AM
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Granted, but you realize that Nietzsche is even more depressing in the original (he is, you know), and require years of intensive (and expensive) psychotherapy.

I wish I could play guitar like B. B. King.
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Old 11-25-2011, 06:31 AM
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yeah he really really is and wow i cant think of anything negative to being able to play the
guitar like B.B. cept maybe you have to deal with crazed blues fans?
oxymoron i know.

i wish i had a better computer. faster stronger....well faster anyway.
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Old 11-25-2011, 07:23 AM
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Granted. You are now the proud owner of the new HAL 9000.


I'm very sorry, pootie...

I can't open the pod bay doors...

I'm afraid I can't do that...




I wish I could be a game show contestant.
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Old 11-26-2011, 12:53 AM
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Granted, but the game show is "Wipeout", and you rather painfully can't make it past the first challenge.

I wish I could train my cats to clean the house.
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Old 11-27-2011, 10:50 AM
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Granted, but the game show is "Wipeout", and you rather painfully can't make it past the first challenge.

I wish I could train my cats to clean the house.



GRANTED: But, while they were cleaning, your cats re-organized your files and have taken control of your finances (and the remote-control -- ouch). You may want to grow your nails and try your paw at fishing because dry food is on the menu. Litterbox-wise, forget about the Fresh Step, you now have sand. Your cats are now spending your toiletry money for their cruise (don't let them fool you, they don't hate water that much). Oh, and one more thing...they demand that you bring them an occasional mouse. ~~~dead or alive~~~

I wish that I had a vacuum cleaner that sucked (!!!worked!!! I have one that sucks). I wish that I currently own a functioning vacuum cleaner.
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Old 11-27-2011, 04:26 PM
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Granted, but it does the job so well, that it sucked this up into it:



I wish I was twenty years younger.
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Old 12-01-2011, 12:57 AM
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Granted, but since you're only eighteen years old now... you've wished yourself out of existence.

I've still got the song title game on my mind, so I'm thinking of something Ray Davies idly sings just before the start of a song on a live Kinks album...

"I wish I could fly like Superman."

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