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Old 04-12-2014, 01:02 PM
Safira1239 Safira1239 is offline
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Talking Funniest quotes I've heard

Here's one of my favorite quotes of all times: "I did not trip and fall, I attacked the floor and I believe I'm winning." "If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door." "You love flowers but you cut them, you love animals but you eat them, you tell me you love me, so now I'm really scared!" " I love everybody! Some I love to be near, others I love to be away from, and I'd just love to punch some people in the face." And my last quote is, "What did the doctor say when I burst into his office and told him I had 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute."

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