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Old 02-16-2014, 07:17 AM
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"How coal is converted into 'clean coal:' Step 1 - Start with coal. Step 2 - Add the word clean in front of it." - Stephen Colbert, from his book America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't.

I have seen this one a couple of times on the site.
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