"The meal isn't over when I'm full... the meal is over when I hate myself!" - Louis C.K.
I think that quote is hilarious, especially in light of the fact that I baked you a cake, Lurker (so you wouldn't have to bake it yourself). But I don't know where you live... so I ate it myself!
Anyway - a very belated Happy Birthday. Did someone put "happy birthday" on your cake cake? encrypted of course?