Cody, you are new here! All we do is go off-topic. You're talking about people who solve most puzzles in about a minute. I'll go out on a limb that half of us have some form of ADD. We have no patience for complexities and welcome diversions and segues. The wackier the non-sequiturs get, the more amused we are.
You may adapt to our miscellaneous tangents or find a site where people are more single-minded, like Puzzle Baron's own Logic Puzzles.
Slotted spoons don't hold much soup. - Stephen Sondheim