[bansaisequoia]

Aaaand... getting back to the original purpose of this thread, I'm beginning to think that this Malachi or Mal Pancoast may be an internet hoax. Someone fabricated this fictitious identity on a web page and made it rise through the ranks of search engine precedence by a net guerrilla tactic known as "Google Bombing."



My best guess is that these are actually folk aphorisms from the people of the Manalapan Coast.

http://www.manalapan.org/
Who dares to refute me?