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oddcouple 10-07-2016 05:07 AM

"Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are."
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

bansaisequoia on 2011-12-03 00:57:08
I eat beefcakes and studmuffins.

montyb on 2012-08-05 21:11:54
I'm kind of partial to corn dogs, myself.

iltquilt on 2013-03-14 19:38:19
Chocolate ... any kind of chocolate. What does that make me?

locodad on 2014-02-03 01:00:02
i want some homemade tacos, not from Taco Smell

momof7 on 2014-12-31 15:31:31
I have a daily hot chocolate.

universalmom on 2015-01-19 04:39:19
I'm a sea salt caramel, apparently

abra on 2015-02-02 06:38:42
I think I'm catching cold. I'd like a grilled cheese sandwich, and some home made chicken noodle soup. That's probably not what I am, but it's what I would like.

LLapp on 2015-03-01 16:06:51
(Stop me if I've told this one before . . . ) So this guy walks into his doctor's office with a sprig of parsley in one ear, asparagus in the other, and a carrot stick up his nose. He says, "Doc, what's my problem?" and the doctor says, "You're not eating right."

wshanley@sbcglobal.net on 2015-05-09 11:23:34
From the look of this guys picture,he doesn't appear to have missed too many lunches.

marnita on 2015-06-19 12:32:43
If I tell you what I eat, you can tell me that I am . . . fat.

fishbum on 2016-10-04 07:27:13
So, bansaisequoia, you working out?

oddcouple 10-08-2016 03:43 AM

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
Douglas Adams

silveryaspen on 2009-03-02 16:36:11
Just ducky!

kat on 2009-09-29 15:23:44
As long as it's not a silly goose...

opallady on 2010-11-18 22:17:06
How can this possibly considered edgy or offensive??????

eetee on 2011-04-11 03:13:54
cute

wvwoman on 2012-08-05 03:04:43
opallady, maybe there's a duck hater in our midst!!

zeldamar on 2013-01-07 19:11:38
or a duck lover!

Barnabas on 2013-07-25 17:06:40
A duck walks into a Victoria's Secret and buys a negligee for his girlfriend. The clerk asks him, "May I put that on your bill?" The duck answers, "I'm not that kind of duck."

nevadasmith68 on 2013-08-18 04:56:14
That's true,Doug.

beerfan95 on 2014-02-25 08:49:05
I'm glad people found this to be inspirational.

slow1 on 2014-11-03 07:39:07
Barnabas, you win that series of comments. LOL

LLapp on 2015-06-26 07:14:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmu6i1osbY8&t=0m30s

LLapp 10-10-2016 10:05 PM

"Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos." Will Durant

montyb on 2013-08-07 01:19:40
Well, except for that order and liberty stuff, that pretty well describes my life.

oddcouple 10-13-2016 04:05 AM

"Gardening is civil and social, but it wants the vigor and freedom of the forest and the outlaw."
Henry David Thoreau

montyb on 2013-08-07 16:45:44
I don't recall Robin Hood ever doing any gardening.

locodad on 2013-09-13 01:52:56
you are funny montyb

debzhaus on 2014-10-21 15:39:10
LOL monty

LLapp on 2015-08-08 21:37:15
The legend covers only his exciting adventures away from home. Between adventures, he raised peonies and created prize-winning needlepoint pillows.

tfw on 2016-01-02 05:47:44
He was very good at needlework, but the needles he used were very large and shot from bows.

universalmom 10-14-2016 08:13 PM

"I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"
— Homer Simpson


abra on 2016-04-23 18:41:58
And ya'll think Jack Handey quotes are awful???

darkyr on 2016-05-28 07:48:00
No, I don't. Who told you that?

oddcouple 10-14-2016 11:19 PM

"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm."
Alfred Hitchcock

Lurker on 2010-05-18 23:36:36
My new favorite quote. :)

leslie65 on 2010-12-15 10:43:49
I would have solved it faster but I was busy laughing at the quote so far!

montyb on 2012-04-26 16:33:38
Hilarious! And I like bagpipes.

abra on 2014-07-20 14:16:52
I like the one that says, the Irish gave the Scots the bagpipes as a joke, and the Scots still haven't gotten the joke.

oddcouple on 2015-01-26 17:06:26
Joe is walking down the street when he sees his friend Jack carrying a pig under his arm. Joe asks "where did you get such an ugly animal?" The pig says "I won him in a raffle."

Andy451 on 2016-01-14 11:37:52
--from The True Sayings of Jesus Q: Why do bagpipers always walk when they play their instrument? A: To get away from the noise.

oddcouple 10-15-2016 09:37 AM

"We do not learn by inference and deduction and the application of mathematics to philosophy, but by direct intercourse and sympathy."

kb83 on 2014-10-25 15:07:05
Was math hard for ya', Hank?

JD_1947 on 2015-01-03 11:02:21
. . . I am so tired and so slow I don't know why I continue to do these puzzles . . . Nap time . . .119 seconds

Hash on 2015-01-14 07:40:27
With more sympathy I could learn a lot during intercourse.

ruxpin66 on 2015-12-26 03:21:37
Disagree with this.

LLapp on 2016-04-07 17:05:29
I've tried multi-tasking, but it just doesn't work to learn differential equations during intercourse.

aerie 10-15-2016 03:28 PM

"Many things grow in the garden that were never sown there."
Thomas Fuller

montyb on 2013-06-30 12:58:04
The same is true of my refrigerator.

LLapp on 2015-06-09 05:39:08
Well, maybe not sown by the human gardener.

oddcouple on 2016-07-10 00:24:20
Remind me never to raid Monty's refrigerator

aerie 10-15-2016 04:01 PM

"It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste. "
Henry Ford

sputnick on 2013-08-20 15:50:52
These quotes about wasting time always sting a little bit when they come up...

locodad on 2014-02-08 09:46:04
i don't think Mr. Ford did cryptograms or else he might have thought it was fun and not a waste of time

wvwoman on 2014-12-20 15:51:11
i tell myself i'm exercising my brain. (gotta rationalize it one way or another!)

marnita on 2015-07-25 15:19:33
Time that is enjoyed is not wasted. There's more to life than making automobiles.

oddcouple on 2015-09-04 01:37:43
So the race really does belong to the tortoise, right? Now i can feel better about losing all those races when I was young.

LLapp 10-16-2016 11:09 AM

Now that's a pun.
 
"But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last." Robert M. Pyle

montyb on 2014-03-01 11:43:52
Home field advantage.


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