Plutarch meets The Eagles
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"In words are seen the state of mind and character and disposition of the speaker." — Plutarch
Guest on 2009-02-19 20:27:18
This was my first jaunt into the "fast lane"
bansaisequoia on 2009-09-10 18:05:32
Life in the fast lane Surely make you lose your mind
puffybob on 2010-09-18 20:46:57
Bansai, your gloating is unseemly.
abra on 2011-08-24 18:40:38
I don't think he's gloating, I think he's quoting The Eagles.
wvwoman on 2012-10-13 04:22:37
he certainly is---hot for the game!
SippyGirl on 2013-09-07 16:53:18
everything all the time!
montyb on 2014-04-19 12:14:38
The big mystery is how did he know the guest's name was Shirley?
"You cannot put the same shoe on every foot. "
— Publilius Syrus
bazinga on 2012-02-21 16:20:29
Puts a real damper on walking a mile in someone else's shoes....
GramBow on 2014-01-17 04:15:45
Just ask Cinderella!
kb83 on 2014-07-25 03:47:01
"every"? How many feet did this guy have?
abra on 2015-10-10 09:44:29
GramBow, I was going to say "Just ask Cinderella".
lvoyster on 2016-04-30 05:51:42
If the show fits, it's ugly.
"Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse. "
— H.L. Mencken
JJ20paws on 2016-05-15 16:50:47
We should send disgraced politicos to the glue factory
SwampySox on 2016-08-01 17:02:09
For goodness sake not out to stud.
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
montyb on 2012-06-25 22:13:15
Happiness is hearing a tail thumping against the floor when you enter the room.
bazinga on 2013-10-23 14:11:13
and a wet nose nuzzling your hand.
montyb on 2015-01-03 11:27:42
Bazinga, you're my kind of person.
Unattributed on 2016-03-03 07:53:32
And a dead mouse on your doorstep. What? I'm a cat person.
(I couldn't resist LOL)
"You have to accept the fact that part of the sizzle of sex comes from the danger of sex. You can be overpowered. "
— Camille Paglia
kjmcaj on 2013-04-13 21:12:42
Spellbinder44 on 2016-04-15 11:26:30
Hey , looks like kjmcaj had a quickie !
Spellbinder44 on 2016-04-15 11:26:30
Hey , looks like kjmcaj had a quickie ![/quote]
Now that is seriously funny!
"We all love animals. Why do we call some "pets" and others "dinner?""
— k.d. lang
LLapp on 2014-09-02 17:00:48
We all love trees. Why do we call some "landscaping" and others "furniture"?
JD_1947 on 2014-11-11 05:41:01
. . we all love grass too . . but some we hate to mow and others we love to smoke . . .
dovid1946 on 2015-01-22 08:02:18
two cannibal were eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and says- 'does something taste funny to you?"
"If music is the pathway to the heart, as Voltaire suggested, then speech is the pathway to other people. Live in silence and you live alone."
— Henry Bromell
nevadasmith68 on 2013-08-10 20:39:10
Voltaire invented the car battery. Untill then a car ran by a hampster running in a wheel that turned the axle.
LLapp on 2014-12-10 14:16:40
Thanks for the research, nevada, but I'm pretty sure Voltaire invented the automatic transmission.
marnita on 2016-06-03 10:53:27
And the hamsters are still running the Kia Soul.
wolf on 2016-06-26 11:11:27
No. Voltaire invented the spray pump used for the windshield washer.
abra on 2016-09-18 14:52:40
I thought he had something to do with the Chevy Volt.
"Heaven is not the wide blue sky but the place where corporeality is begotten in the house of the Creative."
— Lu Yen
judy100 on 2014-12-06 23:59:43
I like the blue sky better!
LLapp on 2015-04-09 07:57:13
"The place where corporeality is begotten in the house of the creative" -- meaning the bedroom?
jnoodles on 2015-04-19 02:29:59
Was it good for you too?
LLapp on 2015-05-13 18:28:10
If kjmcaj posts his/her time on that one, he/she's in trouble :)
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