You will not defeat this puzzle.
 

This puzzle is based around encryptions and general knowledge.

You will get farther if you work together

Good luck

Is this an assignment from the Mission Impossible folks?

What happens if we work together to solve this undefeatable puzzle?

Will we be able to stop the approaching end of the world?

Aaaaagggghhh!!!!

It's so funny that people think we're capable of solving advanced cyphers. This site is a time-killer, nothing more.

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are there groups of 'us' sitting around, working together, that i don't know about?!

I like how it says you will not defeat this
and then asks us to
and suggests we do it as a group

we do simple substitution cyphering here

ok everyone lets meet at Lily's house
bring a dish
and we will work together.
Im bringing rolls, anyone else?

I'll bring some lasagna. I hope you told Lily we were coming:D

There's a batch of cookies in the oven now. Should I bring those?

Cookies are a must, it has been proven that cookies
improve one's thought process
and no i didnt ask?
Lily can we come over and eat and think real hard
as a group?
I will wipe my feet.
And use cutlery and everything.
Should we invite the guys?
Im sure most of them wipe their feet with cutlery as well.
You know I hesitated typing that for fear I start another
brou haha but mostly it was just a ha ha ...k?

So it takes an unsolvable puzzle to get you to come visit me, eh? Wait till I tell my mom that we're having company. She will love telling you about her recent knee replacement surgery and proudly show off her scar. She will soon have all of you running to fetch things for her, and I will welcome the break from being nursemaid.

Since this unsolvable puzzle is likely to take a while, I suggest that you bring your jammies and your sleeping bags. The guest bedroom only has a double bed, so you will have to draw straws to see who gets the bed and who has to sleep on the living room floor. By the way, I only have coffee and Diet Coke so BYOB. Pootie, I hope you didn't post my address on the internet. Oh, and bring your umbrellas because we've had a LOT of rain recently.

Never seen a lower quality forum than this. I honestly regret registering here.