View Full Version : The Twisted Wishes Game!!

09-04-2011, 06:36 PM
Okay, as promised another game, this one is a bit tricky but just read the examples and
being the brainiacs you all are shouldnt be a problem...have fun!!

Twisted Wishes

This is another game that's kind of fun. It goes like this: one person wishes for something, then the next person to post grants the wish, but adds a twist/downfall to it, then they make their own wish.

1st person:
I wish I could meet Tom Cruise.
2nd person:
Granted. Only he's 85 now and is drooling on his shirt.
I wish I had magical powers.
3rd person:
Granted! However, your apartment is now full of rabbits that keep coming out of hats.
I wish I lived in a mansion.
4th person:
Granted. You live in a mansion with 15 bathrooms, all of which need cleaning on a daily basis.

Remember dont let this interfere with why we are here. To solve and have fun.
Anyone can play. Lets keep it clean, please. I say that more for Lily and I than anyone, LOL

Ok I will start...

I wish summer would end, its too hot.

(The next person will start with Granted, and a downfall to that wish.
then make a wish of their own.
I never repeat myself you know lol. )

09-04-2011, 06:44 PM
Granted, but take out your shovel, twenty inches of snow is predicted

i wish i had my power to move great objects back

Lily H
09-04-2011, 07:57 PM
Granted, but everybody you know will always be asking for help whenever they need to move a refrigerator or a piano.

I wish I could win the lottery and retire.

09-04-2011, 10:05 PM
Granted but you have to move to Palm Desert :p

I wish I could see the Great Wall of China

09-04-2011, 10:53 PM
Granted! Through the miracle of Google Images!


I wish I had a job.

09-05-2011, 12:44 AM
Granted, but it's on a cruise ship to Antartica and you'll lose your top ten standing due to poor internet availability.

I wish I had grandchildren.

09-05-2011, 03:05 PM
Granted. But you end up with septuplets and are left alone to babysit.


I wish I could play the piano.

09-06-2011, 12:28 AM
Granted but the world's gone deaf so, there is none to enjoy your skill.
I wish I had a scone with cherries in it!

09-06-2011, 02:58 AM
Granted, but they're whole cherries. Pits included.

I wish birds went somewhere other than on clean cars.

09-06-2011, 03:12 AM
Your wish is granted, but now they will go on your sidewalk.

I wish you would ignore this post.

09-06-2011, 04:12 AM
I don't see any wish here, so I'm just going to include my wish: I wish I could have seen Elvis perform in person.

09-06-2011, 05:26 AM
@fishbum: Granted. I will ignore your post on Thursday, November 17, 2033. Mark your calendar.


@countessofmontecrypto: Granted. But the fetor of Zombie Elvis will have all spectators immediately scrambling to exit the auditorium.


I wish I had a pair of bongos.

09-06-2011, 08:56 PM
Granted. However when you start playing, you are cited by the local constabulary for noise violation and they are confiscated.

I wish I knew how to spell rythum rithum ruthm er rithim?:confused:

09-06-2011, 10:15 PM
Granted, but you forget how to spell everything else.

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

09-07-2011, 07:54 AM
Granted, but the person who cleans it has terrible body odor, so it is left clean and stinky.

I wish I could control my metabolism at will without changes to my diet or level of physical activity.

09-07-2011, 04:56 PM
Granted, however you went to bed and forgot to set it back to normal and woke up weighing four pounds.

I wish I could fly, without any mechanical aid.

09-07-2011, 08:23 PM
Granted, but the word gets out and there are a lot of men in black standing in your driveway.
I wish I could go to Florence to see the Uffizi

09-17-2011, 12:19 AM
Granted... but you went to Florence Henderson and she explained to you that the Uffizi is in Italy.

I wish the Minnesota Vikings would win the Super Bowl.

09-23-2011, 03:15 AM
Granted...but in the year 2365.

I wish I could go to Egypt to see the great pyramids.

10-15-2011, 03:09 AM
Granted. But Brandon Fraser was there filming "The Mummy XII" and he wouldn't stop pestering you and you had to spend your entire vacation with him:eek: and he wouldn't stop talking about all the scarab beetles running around in his pants:( to which you constantly replied, "You know, if the Egyptians had had duct tape, the Sphinx would still have a nose.";)

I wish I could climb Mount Everest.

10-15-2011, 03:21 AM
Granted. However when you reach the top you slip and fall off the other side and on the way down you have alot of time to think and you cant stop wondering why did Brendan Fraser have that many scarab beetles in his pants anywayyyyyyyyyy...thud!

I wish I was one of the scarab beetles in Brendan Fraser's pants.:cool:

10-15-2011, 04:35 AM
Your wish is granted, however Brendan Fraser ate some 2,000 year old mummy chili and has horrible gas.

I wish I could talk to animals!

10-15-2011, 05:58 PM
Granted, but now you understand everything that every animal says. Those stupid birds won't shut up about which yard has the best worms to eat, and the worms won't stop gossiping about the drama at the ant colony, and your dog really isn't as smart as you thought he was, and....

I wish my car got 100 miles to the gallon.

10-16-2011, 02:23 AM
Granted... but it gets 100 miles to the gallon of Ben & Jerry's Rocky Road Ice Cream.

I wish I could ride with Bob Ballard on a sub and visit the deck of the Titanic.

11-21-2011, 10:08 PM
granted, just don't expect to be " the king of the world " you will be just another creature on the very deep sea. I wish II was on the beach of H:) awaii instead of this cold weather Colorado.

11-22-2011, 01:00 AM
Granted! Enjoy an all-expense paid vacation for two at Oahu's fabulous Ala Moana Hotel! You and your loved one can comb the exotic beaches during an oil spill that dwarfs the Exxon Valdez and the BP Gulf combined! Now back to you, Drew.


I wish I had a starship.

11-22-2011, 02:24 AM
Granted, but it runs on anti-matter, and dilithium hasn't been discovered yet.

I wish I could cook the perfect Thanksgiving turkey.

11-22-2011, 06:21 AM
Granted... but you now need to buy a bigger oven, because Jerry Sandusky just doesn't fit in the one you now have.:mad: Actually, Sandusky is more of a perfect SOB instead of a perfect turkey.:(

I wish I could repair the Sphynx (did I spell that right?) and give it a brand new nose.

11-22-2011, 08:03 AM
Granted, but now it's in need of rhinoplasty.


I wish that I had duck feet.

11-23-2011, 01:12 AM
Granted. But the fine print also states that you have agreed to be a contestant on next season's "Dancing With the Stars" and your first dance will be the quack-step... I mean, the quick-step


I wish I could speak German.

11-25-2011, 02:16 AM
Granted, but you realize that Nietzsche is even more depressing in the original (he is, you know), and require years of intensive (and expensive) psychotherapy.

I wish I could play guitar like B. B. King.

11-25-2011, 06:31 AM
yeah he really really is and wow i cant think of anything negative to being able to play the
guitar like B.B. cept maybe you have to deal with crazed blues fans?
oxymoron i know.

i wish i had a better computer. faster stronger....well faster anyway.

11-25-2011, 07:23 AM
Granted. You are now the proud owner of the new HAL 9000.

I'm very sorry, pootie...

I can't open the pod bay doors...

I'm afraid I can't do that...

I wish I could be a game show contestant.

11-26-2011, 12:53 AM
Granted, but the game show is "Wipeout", and you rather painfully can't make it past the first challenge.

I wish I could train my cats to clean the house.

11-27-2011, 10:50 AM
Granted, but the game show is "Wipeout", and you rather painfully can't make it past the first challenge.

I wish I could train my cats to clean the house.

GRANTED: But, while they were cleaning, your cats re-organized your files and have taken control of your finances (and the remote-control -- ouch). You may want to grow your nails and try your paw at fishing because dry food is on the menu. Litterbox-wise, forget about the Fresh Step, you now have sand. Your cats are now spending your toiletry money for their cruise (don't let them fool you, they don't hate water that much). Oh, and one more thing...they demand that you bring them an occasional mouse. ~~~dead or alive~~~

I wish that I had a vacuum cleaner that sucked (!!!worked!!! I have one that sucks). I wish that I currently own a functioning vacuum cleaner.

11-27-2011, 04:26 PM
Granted, but it does the job so well, that it sucked this up into it:


I wish I was twenty years younger.

12-01-2011, 12:57 AM
Granted, but since you're only eighteen years old now... you've wished yourself out of existence.:rolleyes:

I've still got the song title game on my mind, so I'm thinking of something Ray Davies idly sings just before the start of a song on a live Kinks album...

"I wish I could fly like Superman."